Cat Knowledge No One Needs - But Everyone Loves 160 Completely Useless but Unforgettable Cat Facts - A Lovingly Absurd Gift for Anyone Who Loves Cats (or Chaos) Why this book won't change your life - but will definitely brighten your day. Did you know that a cat was once officially elected mayor? Or that cats deliberately ignore us - even though they absolutely know their names? That they recognize our voices, read our emotions, and still prefer to sit on our keyboards while we work? This book is packed with those kinds of seemingly useless, yet irresistibly entertaining cat facts. It's a tribute to the illogical, the absurd, and the gloriously stubborn - and to cats, who embody all of that on four paws. Who is this book for? For cat lovers, trivia collectors, parents of tiny animal fans, people with a sense of humor, gift givers, the obsessed who just wanted to "flip through for a second," and anyone who's ever wondered why their cat turns into a wild demon at 3 a.m. and races through the house. This book doesn't just explain that. It explains everything - or at least claims to, with charming confidence