I really, really hate falling. Falling is stupid. Gravity is stupid. Orks are stupid.

Maybe if the Voice hadn't dumped Sam's Strength she wouldn't have ended up chained to a post, waiting to be two orks' lunch. Maybe if the Voice hadn't dumped Charisma, she could have talked her way out. Maybe if the Voice had maxed Dexterity completely, she could have escaped without hurting herself. At least, as a halfling, Sam was able to hide easily. Sam wasn't sure how big people managed in life. They couldn't fit in to half the places they wanted.

Not that Sam was where she wanted. The Desert where she'd grown up no longer welcomed her, so she made her way to the city-state of Triport. She'd never seen a city before. Once there, she uncovers a danger lurking in the ancient ruins beneath the city, and it will take all of Sam's Wisdom, Skills, and pint-sized audacity to save Triport from utter ruin.

Contains RPG mechanics. If this does not interest you, then this is not the book for you!