Welcome to the modern workplace-a glittering stage of ambition, betrayal, busyness, and slow spiritual decay. Meet Fiddlehorn, Senior Tempter in the Bureau of Malice, Department of Workplace Affairs. His latest assignment? A bright-eyed, well-meaning new employee named Elliot. Fiddlehorn's mission is simple: dismantle Elliot's soul, one toxic encounter at a time. In this darkly satirical and sharply meditative allegory, Fiddlehorn at Work invites readers on a behind-the-scenes tour of the unseen battles happening in every conference room, break room, and email chain. As Elliot navigates narcissistic bosses, jealous coworkers, endless busyness, criticism, gossip, and subtle betrayals, his mental health fractures, and his spirit fades. But a crack appears when the darkness seems final-an unexpected whisper from beyond the noise. If you have ever felt your soul shrinking at work, this book will make you laugh, squirm, and see your workplace through new eyes-a modern Screwtape for our busy, burned-out, overachieving age.