What if I could transform into...?

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be literally objectified? Imagine having the ability to temporarily turn into whatever you might want. There's no danger. There's no catch. You can turn back whenever you want. What would you be? How much would you love it?

In this entry to the fictional erotic column Just Ask Micky, Mister O. has got you covered, whether you're looking to spend your birthday as your boyfriend's shirt or longing to be pressed between a musician's lips as a clarinet. Maybe you're wondering how to make your husband comfortable on a day where he's relaxing as your jockstrap, or maybe you're nervous that your desire to transform means you aren't really the alpha dom you know yourself to be. Don't worry. Micky has your back.

Sometimes the best way to make love is to become something new entirely.