Agent Goolsby, CPA works the "X-Files" - the IRS's backlog of unsolved returns - and he's on his toughest assignment yet. Despite impenetrable tax shelters and eye-popping blind trusts that have chewed up and spit out his predecessors, Goolsby is on the verge of becoming the first IRS agent to successfully audit a Mitt Romney tax return. Will a trip to the Cayman Islands deliver the missing piece of the puzzle or has Goolsby been set up in a conspiracy reaching all the way to the IRS's twelfth floor?

"The Legend of Mittfoot" is a non-stop thrill ride of sarcasm, mockery, and political satire told in a mere 1,400 words.